If you’re wondering “Gosh, what else did this super cool girl (who will surely have a job with a pension thanks to her smart education decisions like taking a Music Business program in community college and English & French degree at a university that is only about half a step above a high school) do with the rest of her evening besides look up pictures of lesser-well-known 90s boyband members on Google?” well then, do I have a story for you!
I wrote an essay in about an hour and then I decided to celebrate being done and officially being on break by getting McDonald’s. And Burger King. I got a Whopper and a McFlurry. I have actually ordered garlic fingers from one pizza place and gotten pizza from a different pizza place just so I could have the best of both things I wanted, but this was far simpler because it didn’t involve having to order both things at different time intervals so that the delivery people wouldn’t show up at the same time and realize I’m a crazy person. (Although I did get the McFlurry first so that they wouldn’t be able to smell the BK through the drive-thru window)
I also noticed that Burger King started wrapping their Whoppers the way In N Out wrap their burgers, which made me really wish we had an In N Out here. Yeah. I noticed how the fucking burger was wrapped.
This is why I am never going to have a pension. This right here.
