![kateordie:
Goddamnit, I hate these cards but this is too good.
Let’s just all admit it to each other.
This one time when I was 18 I went to a bar with some friends. I didn’t have any drinks because I was really sick and my friend Adam told me “Dude, you NEED to have a drink otherwise they’ll know you’re underage!”
Some girl I didn’t know and had just met that night went: “You’re underage? Oh yeah, right. You’re birthday’s December 17th, 1988 so you’re not turning 19 for another, what, few months?”“…How do you know my birthday?”“Oh, I’ve been checking out your Facebook profile all the time for the last 2 months ‘cause you always posted on [some mutual friends’ walls]”“…okay…”She then sent a friend request later that night.I then made my profile private.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbx3rP9ej1qahxmso1_500.png)
Goddamnit, I hate these cards but this is too good.
Let’s just all admit it to each other.
This one time when I was 18 I went to a bar with some friends. I didn’t have any drinks because I was really sick and my friend Adam told me “Dude, you NEED to have a drink otherwise they’ll know you’re underage!”
Some girl I didn’t know and had just met that night went: “You’re underage? Oh yeah, right. You’re birthday’s December 17th, 1988 so you’re not turning 19 for another, what, few months?”
“…How do you know my birthday?”
“Oh, I’ve been checking out your Facebook profile all the time for the last 2 months ‘cause you always posted on [some mutual friends’ walls]”
“…okay…”
She then sent a friend request later that night.
I then made my profile private.
(Source: chelseawoosh)
