Thanksgiving pizza- turkey for meat, gravy instead of tomato sauce topped with stuffing and cranberry sauce, all baked into a whole grain crust.
Don’t worry, I’ve accepted the fact I am going to have a heart attack by 25.
Big ups to Jarett for not only using the internet as much as I do, but also eating as disgustingly as I do for providing me with a picture of this masterpiece to share with the rest of you.
EDIT: Fun fact, just looked at my glass of water and realized there was blue stuff in it, not unlike pen ink or perhaps the grainy stuff left over from the dishwasher soap cube thing I’ve been using. So to go along with my anxiety over what a fucking disgusting blob I am, I can also freak out over the fact that I’m probably gonna die from some sort of poison I’ve just ingested.
(Source: hoodrat-business)
